Now that my side note is over, I was reading it when I got to the bottom, where it said, "If you just delete this email then you will have ten years of bad relationships."

Well actually it said, "If U just deleat this emale you will have 10 yrs of bad relatiohnships." If you want it exact.

Anyway.

So I shrug, and delete it, and then I realize something. I've been deleting these forwards for... what? Four years? And for about four years I've been getting steadily more and more screwed life-wise and relationship-wise. And then *gasp!* it hit me. What if? What if, my friends? I am quite possibly living under the dark cloud of a forwards curse! Maybe the rest of my life is going to be a miserable hell! Maybe I'll never find love! Maybe I'll never have fun again! Maybe I'll be cast into a bottomless pit, there to spend the rest of eternity eating bugs and drinking water dripping from the pipes, keeping myself warm with the constant movement of my arms and the scraps of my clothing left, all because I didn't send on an email describing the different ways that Britney Spears flosses her teeth!!!!

Wouldn't that be kickass?

3:25 am - 10.30.03

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